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Why I Disappeared...

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:13:00 +0000

I will now explain my disappearance…

SPM ended.

Lappy went kaboom.

Can’t fix lappy and let it be for a week.

Router down.

All access to internet at home gone.

Scrapped off living using friends’ handphones and cyber’s pc.

Told parents about lappy and didn’t get blasted.

Lappy went for repair.

Totally cut off from the outside world and the cyber world.

Got lappy back and downgraded to XP by request.

Went for a vacation.

TM guy came and installed new router.

Returned back home.

Enjoyed and lazed off a day.

Typing this shit down.

Is that clear enough people? If not...I gonna shove this fist up down your...err shirt sleeve...

Hmmm…I got a brilliant plan coming up…fantastic...Im going to have wet dreams over this plan...whahahahahaha

Backup

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:47:00 +0000

Sun Tzu sure got say...

"Get ready a backup plan if your first plan is crapped"

And if i failed SPM, or lousy results, what should I do you ask?

Join the mining industry of course!

Wait...wrong country...

Its fun! Its sexy! Its hot! Its a tradition!

Putting my ass in small cramp place, bashing rocks to pieces is fun!

Its sexy, who doesnt loves the body you'll get after a year in there!?

Its a chinese tradition to work hard in the mines!

So who wana join me?

Hey!

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:48:00 +0000

Ok this is my official last post man...

Bye. Im gonna miss you unknown ppl...

So if you're form 5 in the year 2009...watcha doing here?! Study damnit!!!

But if you're not...go somewhere where you can waste you time eg. Facebook? Youtube? NewGrounds? Or better still...do something productive?! Reproduction? Making money? Jual badan?

To SPM...I present you Mr. SPM this lovely song!

Whats This?

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:29:00 +0000

You I'd be offline for good???

I've been so rajin studying...i hope i was like this every time when there's exam.

Although rajin rajin pun...saya masih main with the lappy. Help. Kidnap my lappy for 2 weeks yea? Please. Really. Serious.

But luckily, i ditch the bloody Football Manager coz it seems that SPM got nothing to do with 4-4-2 tactics and harassing Fernando Torres that he has a crush on Rafa Benitez >.>

Oleh sebab Sejarah is coming...

I've been playing...

Rome: Total War

and

Age of Empire III

What? I can learn about Roman and Grecian history from Rome: Total War ba.

I also can learn about Industrial Revolution and European Explorations and Conquests over the New World through Age of Empire III ba...i see no flaw in my plan.

Faktor kejayaan Rom menguasai Mediterrenean: Tentera yang berorginasasi dan kuat.

Revolusi Amerika 1776

I believe I can do what others in 5A couldnt do.

Having A+, A, A-, B+, B-, C+, C-, D+, D-, E+, E- and F on SPM slip. Is not impossible. I got 12 papers to take...cun bah.

I'll Give You A Chance Whats What?

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Wow! My blog vikka post this by itself! Damn its gonna be dead? Thats good...im tired thinking of what to write...

So my handful readers (i bet its just arnd 5 ppl) goodbye...

Sijil Pergi Mati here i come...

A Day of Many

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Yesterday which was Saturday, there were alot of Birthdays and alot of Dinners...

Its that time when you wished you have the power to be at many places at one time...sounds like KAGE BUNSHIN!!

why did i bother looking that up

So many Halloween kids, whats up with that?

How come we Malaysians never celebrated Halloween with the trick or treats?

Local stuff is very convincingly scary.

i take it back...thats pretty spooky

Even the sweets kinda make you rather get them from the market instead.

You think we use pumpkins for Jack-o-lantern? Yeah we do...

Im done...Im a bit stressed and tensed. Why? Dunno. Gangster mode i guess...

Happy birthday to Leslie by the way...

And to the rest of the Halloween kids, you know who you are.

Reason Why Im Happy When I Go To School Next Week

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:38:00 +0000

After more than 2 weeks using the rusty Mazda to school...

With stale smelling car smell...and over-chilled air-cond...

My dad spent equivalent to...

its not an error...its really 2 of them...

On repairing this...

And the car feels new.

Smells new.

Sounds new.

My dad also brought home the broken parts.

Hmmm...with those parts, lets do this...

its not impossible...its plausible

My Awesome Review of SnapIt 3.5

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:01:00 +0000

I was hired by some lady by the name of Katherine Poll...which i think she is my friend's mum >.>. She asked me to do a review about SnapIt 3.5.

kat kat kat kat kat >.> wassup jon!

Whats a SnapIt???

Well its program that takes picture of something important or something you want to brag about in facebook eg. pink wallpaper with pink icons and pink windows...

To the common Win XP users, its by pressing PrtSc (or PrintScreen) key and pasting it on MS Paint. Yeah many were pro in that...

one of the less important uses of PrintScreening

To those having Vista, you got the snipping tool from the accessories menu right? It works like that.

SOOOOOO...what sooooo great about SnapIt that makes it different from the rest??? Why does Vista users should bother bout this crap?

JUST THIS...YEAH JUST THIS. THE ABILITY TO SAVE YOUR IMAGE IN DIFFERENT FORM OF IMAGE FILES. 762 KB OF SPACE FOR THE OPTION TO SAVE YOUR CAPTURED IMAGE IN ...

i cant imagine why ppl wants to gif their desktop pics...

How bout performance you say???

THE 762 KB CHICKEN EATS THIS MUCH OF MEMORY. THATS ALMOST EQUAL TO WHEN YOU PLAY POKEMON ON THE GBA EMULATOR.

But the good thing is you can autosave. Yeah autosave and different image files to save from.

DOES IT REALLY WORTH 762 KB OF SPACE?? (i guess so)

you should be using those 762kb of space for these man
2 x 300kb = 600kb of joy :D with 163 kb of space to spare

just enough for these...

crap...she looks like my cousin...*pukes*

So people...whats my verdict?

WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD YOU DOWNLOAD THIS CRAP??? (unless you're a lazy Win XP user without any pre-installed snapshots program)

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS. SERIOUSLY. STICK TO MS PAINT.

one of the very important uses of PrintScreening

PS: nice working for ya, Mrs/Ms. Katherine Poll. I hope my review on your product is alrite :D

Don't Say I'm Hardworking!

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:05:00 +0000

I got a confession here...

Remember when I said im busy with my SPM...errr...actually malas wana blog :D

That also leads to the fact...I hardly been studying man...

Why? Blame Tang for giving me these

The most gay-est game i've played. Gears of War. Overuse of manliness here. Hot rough bad boys with huge muscles, huge body armor shooting with huge guns with super manly movement and accent...it almost made me become a girl. Seriously...

And this too...

Although not as gay as Gears of War, it does have something wrong with it. Your suit has the ability to change mode. That goes along with the suit's manly voice saying MAXIMUM SPEED, MAXIMUM STRENGTH...sometimes when Im not looking at the screen, it sound so wrong...

Luckily got the option to change it to a sexy female voice.

Owh yeah this too...Audiosurf...

Nothing wrong with this rhythm game (like Guitar Hero) ...hehehe just saying that when you play DJ ASA - (err most you ppl know la) on it...WOW! ITS HARD LIKE CRAP! Even on easy its pretty hard...

But yeah Im still playing this...

No life playing Football Manager?! I led Sheffield United to the Premier League man! I should call myself Victor Mourinho Ferguson :D

Thats a long list of games...

SPM matilah...

Tweeting

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:29:00 +0000

Since im getting lazier and busier coz of SPM...i'll be making use of the bloody twitter.

You dont need to follow my tweets ka, go to my tweet profile page ka...just go here look at the right there...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah there...

Can't see?

Owh no! I can't see too!!!

What shall we do? Owh man...we are blind!!!

What shall we do????????????????????????????

eat this...

Surfing the Local

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:08:00 +0000

Mudah.my is a strange place. Its like Sunday Market except its online...

Sometimes you find some deals that blow your mind away...

WTF??? Seriously? I quickly grab my wallet only to know its RM57K and RM37K

Well weird stuff are there somewhere too...

Thats a good business selling money...

Err...can i have the recipe instead?

Thats enough of mudah.my, what kind of sports wear site for men thats so gay?

Seriously though...just refresh the site, and you get new side pictures of men wearing special undies >.<

Remembering The Old Days

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:39:00 +0000

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....today im gonna reminisce on GTA: Vice City. Good game...

this reminds of the flying car cheat...

Whenever I heard this song...

It reminds me of running down hookers during my late night driving on the road next to beach with my convertible.

my fave yellow converty of death

Ahhhhhh...good times....

This song?

It reminds me of massacring the whole club while the dj still pumps the song on.

anyone who played this game before noticed the bartender??? woooooohhhh!!!

Even the hookers are hot in here...

the graphics sure beat GTA IV

Summing Up Last Week

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:03:00 +0000

Last week was the best, last-minute-study-everything week...

I felt like I was like Flash. I read so fast...I think I didnt even understand what the hell am I reading. I was so fast...I still got the time to play some games.

i've been seeing too much of this lately...

Not to mention the TIPS flying around here there. I would honestly say I relied on TIPS on some papers. But TIPS are tips to me...they came in when I already almost finish speed reading my books.

It was a fiasco after bunch of kids went berserk after seeing Physics TIPS was mostly bogus.

the only manga-free image after google image searching "berserk"

Me and some of my friends were quite content that we forced ourself to read mostly everything after certain suspicions that "light" did not enter the TIPS but we were still not happy coz we only read MOSTLY everything.

Then came Maths...where everyone thought it was a walk in the park coz Dewa Maths might bring mercy to us now. But nooooo...it was hell...or I think it was.

Dewa Maths actual photo...

And here comes Chemistry...where I think everything I speed read, went out with my crap the night before.

Luckily Friday marks the end of the ass-banging week. UNFORTUNATELY...we had SEJARAH EXTRA CLASS where the attendance was only 12. So much for 1Malaysia....wait the reason was this...

drawing may not be according to scale and reality...

Later after that class, got Examination Mass for form 3's, 5's and U6's. When I reached the church grounds...I was greeting and saying hi to some of my juniors and friends. What I get was not a hi but...

"Vic, can you help be a warden????"

Since Mr. Tay asked so nicely...but would I say no eh? :P

It was a fantastic mass with...scantily clad girls with super shorts walking here and there, Father giving most of the ppl the BURN with the quote "...I see none of most of these faces here today during Sunday mass..." Maybe he's referring to me... >.> Wardening is fun. Its like people giving you money for no reason :D

Later on that day after the mass, after mum ADVISED me to skip tuition...Me and Dan hitch a ride in Mo's Mobile and went to MBO for some late night action movie.

They say we become less waras with ourselves after a long day frying and overusing our brain. I believe that's true after we all agreed on watching Far Cry. Yeah the so called "based on the best selling game".

he's wearing my pants...

The movie was like the baby of Barney the Dinosaur, Jude Lim and Arnold Schwarzenegger threesomes. Lame jokes flying everywhere, cheeziness here and there and the bloody Arnold wannabe accent. Even these guys do better...

We were amazed that we survive the entire movie...the trip to McD and back home was pretty quiet. We were dumbstruck by the movie. Or we just realised how smart we were compared to the actors and actresses...

Bla bla bla bla bla bla...boring weekend...bla bla bla...

Last paper is Chem Paper 3. But for me and Alis...We have Art left. To the Brother Albinus class...they gotta resit their paper (^.^) and to the accountants, they have their accounts paper too. Owh well...if you take extra subject for the fun of it...you cry.

Too much exam...you will get this...i mean seriously...got check yours now if you dont believe...

I'm Sad

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 03:29:00 +0000

Today I'm very sad. So sad its as if I lost my virginity to a bull. :(

Why?

Because of this...

Sadly...I was not nominated even for the Best Geek Blog :(

Why Nuffnang so cruel! I will mock you Nuffnang by doing this...

im so sorry for that guy...but this is for the right cause....

All I want was to win this...

Is it too hard?! If I was nominated only, I'm happy enough!

Why?!
Why?!
Why?!
Why?!

Owh wait...
......
.....
....
...
..
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Uh oh...Now I remember...

I'm not a Nuffnang member...thats why...

They gonna hate me for doing this TT.TT

Raya Convoy

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:01:00 +0000

ahli ahli kongres Parti Perikatan
*courtesy of Clement Sia*

For the past 2 days...me and the gang cracked our ass and head (plus bumpers) visiting people's houses. So, we planned making a Raya Convoy or Rombongan Raya which consists of 3-4 used cars and 8-15 hormones high teenagers.

Well i'll bore you all down if i talk about our visiting...

So...talking about what happened is better

1. Made racist jokes at every house...no matter whose the owner...

2. Jon got "seduced" by Hazman's aunty (?)

3. We got fingered (rephrased:middle-fingered/choi-ed) by a man (errr Malay) who is obviously wrong

4. We heard the heart dropping of our friend who left his car's handbrake up and then the car rolled down smashing a HARRIER...the drivers became more "careful"

5. I got left behind at Dan's house and spent few hours in his room...ermmm watching funny vids...errr true :D

6. I woke like 9.00 the next day where im suppose to go to Dan's house around 8.30.

7. In the end didn't go but instead the rest of the gang picked me up at Choice Deli...

8. Saw Hazman got beaten twice by our Bio teacher's son...who is 7 years younger...

9. Saw my friends making fool of themselves playing NBA 2005

10. Played PS3 dengan muka yang tebal sekali :P

I bet you all tired looking at numbers...may this pic will show you whats next :)

gambar yang ber-hiperbola digunakan di sini...

11. Reverse collision occurs between friends!!! By one of those "careful" drivers XP no serious damages but one of the victims tidak puas hati...but its all alright now :)

12. I was separated again...picked a friend...change car...

13. Last minute change of plan happened...

14. Watch 'Gamer' at MBO...

15. Deeply struck with the concept instead of the flat storyline...almost fell asleep...luckily got James laughing at people getting their limbs blown off hehehe

16. Thought twice of playing Sims and CS...

17. MBO tempat uras cina...>.>

18. Main mata with dessert cashier and ice-cream cashier at the Spring's food court >.> (not bad actually...but sadly...i was lazy to play "the Game")

19. Drop off at the worst drop off location: PETRONAS...

20. Drew W = D all over the chat screens of mostly everyone of my online Messenger contact list...

That concludes my double gempak Raye Melayu days...

Happy Ed ul-Fitr

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:52:00 +0000

Eventhough Im a Chinese but often been called a Malay by my friends for my looks, my vibrant language use and my inability to be really a Chinese...

I would like to say...

We hope you all enjoy your holidays!

Meriam buntut...

Yawn

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:27:00 +0000

Mock sik da feel...i mean like seriously...soooooooooooo tired of seeing questions...like its looking at sun...everyday see one...

Cursed alot even...not that its hard...too lazy to do...too fussy to do...a waste of time :P

Add maths...i believe i wasted too much time looking outside hehehe

BM...first time serious buat karangan...seriously crapping it all the way...

Maths...setelah dua tahun memandang rendah maths dengan tidak belajar dan revise...akhirnya Dewa Maths tulah aku dengan kebodohan hehehe

English...i felt nothing...romantic story sure will be a bum...

Self...too much Naruto and techno music...

Naruto is a bit of bummer. The author started to kill all the characters and even almost killing some characters but some how he made them come back again. Yeah...too cliche...maybe i should stop but its interesting...

I mean like if you're a boy...how can you resist this?

Or if you're a girl...how can you resist this?

On second though...maybe reading "KOF Paradise" is better XP

Mock Babe's

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:12:00 +0000

I've got something interesting to share...

If you go look at my MJ's tribute post, there's a couple of Japs talking about errrrr...adult and business stuff :P

If you cant understand...tak mengapa...use google translate :) have fun!

Owh yeah...mock is fun...i meant seriously. The joy peace and quiet in the morning, no rush no pain...just sit down, write things down slow and steady. Go home, relax, study...its like school paradise (without the anime girls)...

For recreational purposes...

No offense to Jon but im sure thats no American Cracked writer...

Wireless Magic

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:21:00 +0000

Im back but cant enjoy...mock just started...

Owh well...

But hey...i can run around the house while im online!!!

Hehehe...no pics...my bad...

Short Note Which Took A Whole Thick Black "Bush" To Grow

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:48:00 +0000

Currently...my modem's dead... mati dirogol oleh some people (my mum hehehe)

Thats why my blog macam mati, the facebook no life...haiy...so much good crack is flying around when i cant connect...what the hell man...

Now im using the dial-up connection...desperate times...so slow it reminds me of the baby days of internet...where people would leave their pc on downloading Pam Anderson's ahem tape :) eventhough it was short, and quality like taik asuk...

Facebook took hours to load...ini pun sama...

So to talk about...but got to go...this dial-up use money for eaxh minute...4cents/minute, like the chinese banana say, CHAP-LUI...

I bet i can grow boobs once this post is done uploading...

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duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:30:00 +0000

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Sick Note...

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:44:00 +0000

never heard of it but hey nice cover!

Errr...you know that manga Death Note where a kid can write anyone's name and that guy will eventually die...

Ermm...i think somebody found a SICK NOTE in Damai or somebody found it somewhere. Coz everyone is not well...(lame mcm Jude, i know)

Well the retreats over...too much too say im lazy to say.

Return, sick with all kind of sickness from the first day till today...headache, diarrhea then finally sore throat plus dry cough. Somebody must really hate me...

Then me and Jeremy had to scrap our Let Me Love You plan...so that we can enlarge the group and sing You Are Not Alone. Theme song of *ahem ahem ahem*rape*ahem ahem*

But all that hanya tambah pressure not to mention some last minute work and yada yada. The recent one was my Sims got stuck in his action. Bloody Sims...

Owh yeah...Sims 3 is fun! This is one way how to work on your flirting and courting skills. (saya tidak akan menanggung kerugian...)

Yeahhh...all this rant releases stressssss...

I lost my mind today coz i was scribbling like a mad man in class...

Re-Tired

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:35:00 +0000

Retired = tired again = letih kembali...

Today was the day our acting Head Prefect, gave us the last DISMISS sign. Sure gonna miss it though.

Now we are retired...what now?

Ah yes...Prefect Retreat and Prefect Night...

Owh yeah...Prefect Night theme is Masquerade, sooo...

This is my mask...

Kucir Duh...

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:19:00 +0000

Like Hazman always said...

KUCIR DUH...

Yes my people, this exam memang kucar kucir like cirit yang tak dapat di-flush...

And so, i learnt my lesson...dont play and study...dont study last minute...dont be too relax...dont message alot...dont jadi honest if you think you can cheat...

Hehehehe...the only subject i see increase from last exam was my art...only. (Not counting EST and English) First time, my lazy background style didnt make me lose my marks.

And so my people, i will begin my training to be the greatest Hokage i mean a better student and to kick Orochimaru's ass i mean the Mock Exam paper. The underdogs comeback will be repeated again after 2 years...

Today i will motivate myself to play games till i get dead bored so that i will have not mood to play in the future. Equals...more study time...

SMART eh?

The song me and Jeremy gonna sing...our first duet...on our upcoming performance at Arena of Stars in Genting...

I look like Mario...

My Taiko

duke_vlad@hotmail.com (Vick) — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:07:00 +0000

Although pretty late, today i would to congratulate my taiko's birthday.

He's tough...

He's fiercesome...

He's the boss...

He's a killer...

He's not to be messed with...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

DANIEL ak. -tut-

WE HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR "MOUSE"

and he looks like this...